Maddox Addicts: The website dedicated to kicking babies, setting shit on fire, teasing the disabled/unfortunate, eating twice your bodyweight in (preferably endangered) meat and making dumbarses the world over, cry themselves to sleep for the rest of their days.

YAARRRGGGHHHH!

This page is strictly reserved only for Pirates and those who are Pirate affiliated (concubines, knife fighting monkeys, etc.) Everyone who does not fall under the previous categories, please be submitting your genitalia on the desk by the door, for milkshakifying. Everyone else, gather up your peg legs, pieces of eight and flaggons of rum and get set for the most arse kicking time ever. It is hereby your duty to pick on women, children, depressed emo kids, the homeless, elderly, vegetarians, transsexual hookers, mass media, corporate go getters, shitty movies that everyone seems to like, despite the fact that THEY'RE SHITTY, Canadians, bad drivers, the French, homo's, retards, me, you, her, that fat guy that fucking never quits hogging the cheese-whiz and soccer mums.

It's a craptastic bonanza of insult slinging, stupidity, one-upmanship, and being pissed off about shit. Just make sure that you're good at all of it, otherwise you'll find yourself under the wrong end of a pile of brown, before you can say, "OMGWTFBBQ!"

Of course, if you're too much of a pussy to try your chances at the forums, then there's plenty of other shit that you can occupy yourself with, before you go and cry yourself to sleep on your gigantic pillow. Take a look around and see for yourself: I sure as hell ain’t gonna hold your hand through it all...

fags.